Text messages between Jess and I
Sam: Oh no! Barely Balanced* isn't going to be at the ren faire this year! How am I supposed to sex Medium** up if he's not there?
Jess: He prolly has cholera or syphillis or the consumption or whatever STD ran around in the 16th century anyway. Count it as a blessing that the temptation is taken away from you.
Sam: OMG you are fantastic.
Sam: Wait, I lied, they are coming! Shit, now I need to start starving myself
Jess: Sam! Cholera!! Just remember Cholera!
Jess: I mean yay, they'll be there
Sam: Jess... Cholera is an infection of the small intestine passed by dirty water.. So I think Meduim and I are safe
Jess: Did you google that? You googled that.
*Barely Balanced is a kick ass acrobatic preformance group
**Medium is the stage name of my future ex boyfriend
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Travis: Death is after me. I've had three close calls today. One of which turned into an accident for the other guy.
Sam: Maybe death got confused and thinks you're Harry Dresden. You should wear a name tag.
Travis: That's a case of mistaken identity I could live with.
Travis: ...erm, till I die that is.
Travis: HOLY CRAP Somebody ELSE just about ran into me!
Sam: GO HOME!
Travis: I'm worried. Have our ancestors desecrated any tombs that I don't know about?
Sam: Not sure about our ancestors. But we should probably check with Tanner
Tyson absolutely desecrated more than one sacred Indian burial grounds, remember he lost his watch climbing over the fence. What kind of kid tells his mom these things? Travis 6'3"ish, brown hair, drives for a living, mistaken identity it is only for Tyson, Dresden is way too old.
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